Are you or someone you know been exhibiting signs of Legitis®? These may include lack of pride in yourself and your unit, lack of motivation, unexplained sullenness, and repeated use of phrases like, “Once you land, you're a leg.”

If so, maybe Growapair® is right for you.

Growapair® is a prescription treatment for Legitis® that will restore confidence, backbone, and the desire to be better than others.

Do not take Growapair® if you are allergic to aggressive unit pride or belonging to a large brotherhood. Side effects may include sudden motivation, elevated swagger, increased sexual prowess and becoming more physically desirable; especially to the sisters and mothers of legs. 

Growapair. Treat the condition. Not just the symptoms.